Subject: It pays to play hoops
5/28/08
Two weeks ago I witnessed a hole-in-one on a 364-yard
par-4. The guy hit a beautiful drive that bounced twice
before hitting the pin and disappearing in the cup. It
was the most amazing thing I'd ever seen.
Until last night.
There I am at the Denver Athletic Club shooting hoops
during my dinner break as I usually do. All of a sudden,
the gym is littered with members of the Secret Service.
What the … ??
Why it's Barack Obama. He's in town for some type of
educational forum. And he and several members of his
staff wanna play some pick-up basketball. I know
he's a big hoops fan. He was a heckuva high school
player in Hawaii. I know he likes to play every chance
he gets. So he asks me to round-up a couple more guys so
we can run some full-court 5-on-5. Of course, I oblige.
Five minutes later, I'm guarding the man who might very
well become the leader of the free world!!! And he's
guarding me. And we're going at it like two kids on the
playground. The Senator has a couple inches on me and he
wasn't bashful about using that advantage underneath the
basket. He posted me a couple times and I really
didn't know how to react. Normally, if I'm guarding a
bigger guy under the basket, I start hacking away like a
human meat cleaver. But I can't hack the Senator. I
don't wanna be the guy ultimately responsible for
breaking the orbital bone of a future president!
So I let him score. Twice. After that, the
competitive animal in me took over.
I'm not going to tell you who won or who outscored whom.
Irrelevant. I can tell you Barack Obama likes to share.
He had several opportunities to shoot the ball. Instead,
he passed it around and kept his teammates involved in
the game.
Me? I shot the rock every time I touched it. Had
to. It's Barack Obama.
You don't talk politics when you're on the basketball
court. That's worse than "trash talk". Instead, the
Senator queried me on the Nuggets. He asked me if the
Nuggets were really serious about trading Carmelo
Anthony. I told him, "I dunno. Call George Karl.
He's a registered democrat. And once he tells you,
please tell me".
We played for a good 45 minutes. Afterwards, he posed
for a picture on my camera phone (cbs4denver.com <http://cbs4denver.com/>
), and he was off on the campaign trail.
Tomorrow, I'm playing flag football with the Pope.